28/11/2006

(Could be) Oporto Stories

Um gajo sabe que está no Porto quando, passeando pelo shopping, encontra um guna vestido de Pai Natal com um cartaz pela frente e por trás com a seguinte inscrição:
Vende-se rena
Happy Hour das 13 às 14:30!

17 comentários:

Joana disse...

Ehehehehehehehehe! :D

Sem duvida!

Mas gosto. Muito.

Guna que e guna tem espirito empreendedor!!! :P

PORTO SEMPRE! (ok, o clube tambem). Efeitos do "Porto Sentido" que estou a ouvir AGORA - coincidences! -na RFM...

Jinhos

Joana disse...

Esqueci-me: Que se passa com os comentadores de servico?

Nao gosto do som do eco... :(

Jinhos.

Anónimo disse...

eheheheheh

maria inês disse...

E solta-se um lol de Lx... XD

Anónimo disse...

O autocarro do Sporting já saiu do Alfeite!

Anónimo disse...

O autocarro do Benfica já chegou a Alvalade!

Anónimo disse...

Última Hora!!! Afinal não foi o autocarro do Benfica que chegou a Alvalade. Foi um autocarro da Carris a despejar gente com "cachecóis" verdes. Isto é do caraças senhores ouvintes!!!

Anónimo disse...

Agora chegou uma caminheta com "tróleis" da linha! Fantástico!!!

Anónimo disse...

Ó Melga. Daqui fala o Mike. Serão mesmo "troleis" da linha, Melga? São mesmo Mike. E assim vai este Portugal profundo!

Anónimo disse...

Quer ser um dos meus? Para ser um dos meus tem de ser fã da minha vizinha!

Palmilha Esquerda disse...

Este foi sem duvida um dos dialogos mais estranhos da blogó-esfera! Alguem tem que vigiar o figado atentamente.

Joana disse...

Palmilha Esq,

(Achei o mesmo... ainda por cima porque tive a brilhante ideia de pedir comments...)

Agora, um postzinho-sais-de-fruto é que vinha mesmo a calhar, para curar o figado e desanuviar os ambientes, não?...

Jinhos.

Anónimo disse...

Dez gotas de Chola-Gut, quinze minutos antes do almoço e do jantar e isso passa!

Anónimo disse...

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